Dip into our fountain of youth... hose water.

Collections
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Sweatshirts & Long Sleeve Tees
Wrap yourself in warmth and wit with our hoodie and sweatshirt collection,...
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Ghost Hunter
Get ready to chase down some laughs with our Ghost Hunter collection!...
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HWSC Logo Merch
Show off your love for quirky humor and the Hose Water Supply...
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Mixtape Fixer
Before playlists and streaming, there was the sacred mixtape—and nothing saved the...
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Tech Support
Before Wi-Fi and streaming, there was the real MVP of entertainment: rabbit...
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Hose Water Hydrator
Nothing hit quite like hose water on a hot Gen X summer...
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Street Light Monitor
Relive the glory days of ultimate freedom—the ones where the only rule...
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Phone Cord Prisoner
Remember being tied to the wall by a phone cord that seemed...

THE REVIEWS ARE IN
What Characters Are Saying
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Shirley these are some of the best
I really love how comfy these shirts are... and don't call me Shirley.
– Dr. Rumack
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I'll be back!
I can't wait to see what else they come out with. Grab a shirt if you want to live!
– J. Connor
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Inconceivable!
These shirts are great! Each time I put one on, it's like the fabric whispers 'As you wish' to my skin.
– Vizzini
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Great Scott!!
The way I see it, if you're gonna wear a t-shirt, why not do it with some style?
- Dr. E. Brown
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These shirts saved me!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and choose a shirt, you could miss it.
- F. Bueller
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You won’t forget about me.
And this tee? Still here, like me, holding on, and always will be.
- J. Bender