Dip into our fountain of youth... hose water.

HWSC e-Gift Card
Give the gift of laughter, nostalgia, and a dash of Gen X sarcasm! The Hose Water Supply Co. Gift Card is your backstage pass to an epic collection of humor-packed t-shirts and quirky gifts. Whether it's for the friend who "drinks from the hose of life" or the one who’s still stuck in the ‘90s (and loving it), this gift card says, “I see your vibe, and I’m here for it.” No expiration date, no pressure—just endless possibilities to make someone smile.

Collections
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Sweatshirts & Long Sleeve Tees
Wrap yourself in warmth and wit with our hoodie and sweatshirt collection,...
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Ghost Hunter
Get ready to chase down some laughs with our Ghost Hunter collection!...
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HWSC Logo Merch
Show off your love for quirky humor and the Hose Water Supply...
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Mixtape Fixer
Before playlists and streaming, there was the sacred mixtape—and nothing saved the...
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Tech Support
Before Wi-Fi and streaming, there was the real MVP of entertainment: rabbit...
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Hose Water Hydrator
Nothing hit quite like hose water on a hot Gen X summer...
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Street Light Monitor
Relive the glory days of ultimate freedom—the ones where the only rule...
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Phone Cord Prisoner
Remember being tied to the wall by a phone cord that seemed...

THE REVIEWS ARE IN
What Characters Are Saying
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Shirley these are some of the best
I really love how comfy these shirts are... and don't call me Shirley.
– Dr. Rumack
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I'll be back!
I can't wait to see what else they come out with. Grab a shirt if you want to live!
– J. Connor
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Inconceivable!
These shirts are great! Each time I put one on, it's like the fabric whispers 'As you wish' to my skin.
– Vizzini
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Great Scott!!
The way I see it, if you're gonna wear a t-shirt, why not do it with some style?
- Dr. E. Brown
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These shirts saved me!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and choose a shirt, you could miss it.
- F. Bueller
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You won’t forget about me.
And this tee? Still here, like me, holding on, and always will be.
- J. Bender