Hose Water Hydrator | Unisex T-Shirt

Light Color Cotton Unisex T-Shirt

A true Hose Water Supply Co. classic: inspired by ’80s nostalgia, Gen X grit, and the good old days when we lived on hose water and bad decisions.

Not all heroes wear capes—some just lean over the driveway and chug straight from the source. Our Hose Water Hydrator design celebrates the original energy drink of Gen X: crisp, questionable, and served at whatever temperature the sun decided. Perfect for anyone who grew up believing a garden hose was basically a public fountain.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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