Hose Water Hydrator | Unisex T-Shirt

Light Color Tri-Blend Unisex T-Shirt

Brought to you by Hose Water Supply Co.—where we bottle up Gen X chaos, ’80s nostalgia, and hose-water-fueled memories, then slap them on things you actually want to buy.

Not all heroes wear capes—some just lean over the driveway and chug straight from the source. Our Hose Water Hydrator design celebrates the original energy drink of Gen X: crisp, questionable, and served at whatever temperature the sun decided. Perfect for anyone who grew up believing a garden hose was basically a public fountain.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit

We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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