Tinsel Turmoil | Unisex T-Shirt

Dark Color Cotton Unisex T-Shirt

Another original from Hose Water Supply Co.—your home for sarcastic tees, retro vibes, and all the chaotic energy of growing up Gen X.

If you survived the era of loose tinsel, vacuum clogs, and silver strands that somehow lived in your carpet until July—this one’s for you. Tinsel Turmoil captures the beautifully chaotic holiday tradition where decorating the tree meant accepting glittery defeat. A festive tribute to every kid who ended up covered in static-charged sparkle.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide