Hose Water Supply Co.
Tinsel Turmoil | Unisex T-Shirt
Tinsel Turmoil | Unisex T-Shirt
Dark Color Cotton Unisex T-Shirt
Another original from Hose Water Supply Co.—your home for sarcastic tees, retro vibes, and all the chaotic energy of growing up Gen X.
If you survived the era of loose tinsel, vacuum clogs, and silver strands that somehow lived in your carpet until July—this one’s for you. Tinsel Turmoil captures the beautifully chaotic holiday tradition where decorating the tree meant accepting glittery defeat. A festive tribute to every kid who ended up covered in static-charged sparkle.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Questions about this order
How long does it take to receive my order?
Every item is custom printed just for you, so production takes a bit longer than items kept in stock. Embroidered products can take extra time to produce. If a listing calls out a longer lead time, that note will be in the product description.
Can I return or exchange an item?
Because each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges. Please review the size guide and product details carefully before placing your order.
What size should I order?
Each product page links to a size guide with measurements. Some listings note that a style runs small -- when that's called out, we recommend sizing up.
Do Hose Water Supply Co. gift cards expire?
No. Our e-gift cards have no expiration date.
How can I get help with my order?
Email us at support@hosewatersupply.co and we'll get back to you.
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