Survivor | Unisex T-Shirt

Dark Color Tri-Blend Unisex T-Shirt

Brought to you by Hose Water Supply Co.—where we bottle up Gen X chaos, ’80s nostalgia, and hose-water-fueled memories, then slap them on things you actually want to buy.

If you grew up dodging actual metal spears disguised as toys, congratulations—you’re officially a Yard Darts Survivor. This design is a love letter to the era when “safety guidelines” were more of a suggestion and every backyard cookout doubled as a near-death experience. Wear it proudly. You earned this badge.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit

We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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