Survivor | Unisex T-Shirt

Dark Color Cotton Unisex T-Shirt

Another original from Hose Water Supply Co.—your home for sarcastic tees, retro vibes, and all the chaotic energy of growing up Gen X.

If you grew up dodging actual metal spears disguised as toys, congratulations—you’re officially a Yard Darts Survivor. This design is a love letter to the era when “safety guidelines” were more of a suggestion and every backyard cookout doubled as a near-death experience. Wear it proudly. You earned this badge.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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