Another original from Hose Water Supply Co.—your home for sarcastic tees, retro vibes, and all the chaotic energy of growing up Gen X.
If you’ve ever been trapped in a spiral of tangled plastic while whisper-fighting for privacy in the kitchen, welcome home. Phone Cord Prisoner celebrates the era when conversations were tethered, eavesdropping was inevitable, and escape required spinning in circles like a hostage negotiating with a slinky. A perfect tribute to the original communication struggle.
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
