Phone Cord Prisoner | Unisex T-Shirt

Light Color Tri-Blend Unisex T-Shirt

Brought to you by Hose Water Supply Co.—where we bottle up Gen X chaos, ’80s nostalgia, and hose-water-fueled memories, then slap them on things you actually want to buy.

If you’ve ever been trapped in a spiral of tangled plastic while whisper-fighting for privacy in the kitchen, welcome home. Phone Cord Prisoner celebrates the era when conversations were tethered, eavesdropping was inevitable, and escape required spinning in circles like a hostage negotiating with a slinky. A perfect tribute to the original communication struggle.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit

We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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