Hose Water Supply Co.
Phone Cord Prisoner | Unisex T-Shirt
Phone Cord Prisoner | Unisex T-Shirt
Light Color Tri-Blend Unisex T-Shirt
Brought to you by Hose Water Supply Co.—where we bottle up Gen X chaos, ’80s nostalgia, and hose-water-fueled memories, then slap them on things you actually want to buy.
If you’ve ever been trapped in a spiral of tangled plastic while whisper-fighting for privacy in the kitchen, welcome home. Phone Cord Prisoner celebrates the era when conversations were tethered, eavesdropping was inevitable, and escape required spinning in circles like a hostage negotiating with a slinky. A perfect tribute to the original communication struggle.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Questions about this order
How long does it take to receive my order?
Every item is custom printed just for you, so production takes a bit longer than items kept in stock. Embroidered products can take extra time to produce. If a listing calls out a longer lead time, that note will be in the product description.
Can I return or exchange an item?
Because each item is made to order, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges. Please review the size guide and product details carefully before placing your order.
What size should I order?
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Do Hose Water Supply Co. gift cards expire?
No. Our e-gift cards have no expiration date.
How can I get help with my order?
Email us at support@hosewatersupply.co and we'll get back to you.
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