A true Hose Water Supply Co. classic: inspired by ’80s nostalgia, Gen X grit, and the good old days when we lived on hose water and bad decisions.
If you’ve ever been trapped in a spiral of tangled plastic while whisper-fighting for privacy in the kitchen, welcome home. Phone Cord Prisoner celebrates the era when conversations were tethered, eavesdropping was inevitable, and escape required spinning in circles like a hostage negotiating with a slinky. A perfect tribute to the original communication struggle.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
We CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
